My faverites.

Im gonna love you like a snow storm and give you 8 to 10 inches, and you wont be able to leave the house for 3 days!

you need some meat to put in that taco?

Do you work at a lumber yard? cause you have ben givin me wood.

one i actually got a girl with: are you lost? cause heaven is along way off.

and my faverite goes like this, i walk up to a girl and say,"hey you look good today. do you have a little Fairleigh in you? (girl responds "no") do you want a little Fairleigh in you?

And just to mix stuff up try the reverse psycology method:

you say: did it hurt baby?

girl will say: when i fell from heaven and then do that weird sigh thing they do.

you say: NO, when got that apes @$$ tatood on your face!