When I escaped the womb, my stripped weight (of course) was about 140. The Doc awarded me, 1-point for the escape. However, I quickly lost that point. After swatting me on the arse ... I protested a bit too loudly and was found in violation of some "cry-baby rule."

Oh, and that was sometime in the 70's ... no, wait ... in the 60's ... NO, darn it, I can't remember when it was, but my birth certificate was etched into a stone tablet.