Apparently, I needed more time to run a spell check, which I have done now to correct my 3 errors. By the way, I never even entered the spelling bee. I also know the reason you received 2nd in the spelling bee, you have one of those misspells in your own lot. I have corrected mine just to show that I can admit my mistakes. One more thing, this Mr. Furches stuff has to stop. I consider that a vicious insult and I might be forced to turn you in to the know all forum police. I know that you are trying to be respectful, at least I think that is the case, but just Mike, PLEEEEAAAASSSSSEEEEE? Now my attempt at the little allegory forum style with a Seuss style rhyme.
I am reminded of the time that smoking was banned from the club. Some got upset, they didn’t like the rub.
"I'll never be back, I’ve been unarmed. All of these rules it’s like we’ve been harmed"
Some complained with a “umph” and a “grumph.” “I’m going to leave I’ll remember the month.”
It wasn't long before some came back. Prant’s an example he gave some a whack.
Why mean, bad, Prant even went on the attack. He even gave smack with sharp wit and tack.
There was probably others looking in too, but being rebellious they didn’t know what to do.
Going to the house what do I do, Dad, Papa Juby he has this new rule.
You see some homes are just not the same, but instead of seeing that some want to throw blame.
While some homes are brass, and some homes are glass, smoking still stinks even worse than Furches gas.
That’s not to say that it’s wrong to pass gas, just do it outside where there’s wind and there grass.
You see there’s a place, and there is a time, just don’t break the rules or you’ve committed a crime.
Exactly what will everyone do? Some will sit back and go boo-hoo. Others may say, “Enough we are through.”
Some will say, lets promote our house. It is as worth it as a good, loving, spouse.
So many came back to the house they loved, and for most they weren’t even shoved.
Some gave up habits and smoking was one, and once the smoke cleared, there was the bright Kansas sun.
