Dingbat, it is obvious your taste in reading is equal to your previous tastes in women. (*coughsarahshanacassiecough*)

Just because Peep is a French chicken who teaches children how to bathe (while his friend Sammy the Snail and others watch...) does not mean he is in any way a homosexual.

Heck, if you would have read Peep as a child, you might know how to bathe yourself by now. You smell like butt.