To the President and Founder of the PSM (not to be confused with PMS, which my wife owns those titles), Mr. Prant Garker,

I will try diligently (or is it diligently try), to uphold the Charter of the PSM.

I will try to use "spell check" (unless I'm really tired).

But, I have an inquiry! Why is phonetics not spelled the way it sounds?

Geezzzz, back to bed, I have another headache.