From "Larry the Cable Guy"'s website:

-In the words of John F. Kennedy, "The only thing we have to fear is... public toilet seats!"
-Is this what we've become in this country, The United States of short bus retards!
-Here we go again, Like Diarrhea after my sisters Lazagnia come the Athiests and the queers trying to mess with the boy scouts...Don't believe in God, start the anti-god scouts...Or how bout this one. Welcome to the queer scouts. Today we'll go see river dance and then we'll all dress up like Liza Minneli and shoot off bottle rockets.
-Republicans had a muslim give the opening' prayer at there convention! What the hells going' on around here! Is Muslim now the official religion of the United States! I aint been this sick at my stomach since I drank outta my grandmas dip cup at my grandpas funeral! First these peckerheads fly planes into towers and now theys prayin' before conventions! People say not all of em did that and I say who gives a rats fat ***! Thats a fricken slap in the face to New York city by having' some muslim sum-bitch give the invocation at the republican convention!

These are just a few of the gems I was able to find on his own site. You'll find them all in the "Commentary" section. For the life of me I can't seem to find the word "sum-bitch" anywhere in the dictionary. I've looked in two and I'm beginning to get frustrated.

This is not funny and it is racist. I enjoy having a good time and laughing, however I don't think that "Larry the Cable Guy" has any talent and his "social commentary" is written with the mind of an incredibly stupid child of ten.