I wanted to send a belated "thank you" for my belated birthday wishes. You guys are true peaches.

And no, I didn't have a 'hair-raising experience.' I actually had dinner prepared for me by a lovely lady (who has at one point or another punched FatBat in the balls), ate a cake sent to me by mi madre and drank a HeeeHaw on the beach. It was a good time.

I also slam dunked a basketball.

My own brothers have yet to wish me a happy birthday.