Hey MancerL, I hear Fatbat has an old rusty trombone he'd like to give you for your birthday.

And Nigel, I think you're mistaken. You're popular just like the proverbial "smelly kid" is popular. Every single school has a smelly kid. The smelly kid is not necessarily cool, but EVERYONE knows who he is. (Note: to Shawnee Mission kids, replace "smelly" with "poor." We all know smelly kids don't exist in Johnson County.) So, congratulations on your 'popularity,' Nigel.