Dingbat's dates are all manly. And by manly, I mean they don't look like him or Prant. And by that, I mean I made out with Dingbat's sister, who has big boobies. And by big boobies, I mean Dingbat has a crappy car. And by crappy car, I mean that May D. hasn't ever beaten me and often gets turned by me at will. And by at will, I mean can I be in your will Dingbat?

So this kid is putting on his shoes right, and his mom says, honey you're putting your shoes on the wrong feet, and the little kid says, no mom these are my feet