I'd come back and wrestle old school if the let me wear a robe, wrestle on horse hair mats, with big clunky white knee pads with Europe's "Final Countdown" playing on the PA.

P.S. - let's be honest. Anyone could beat Markham in a pass, punt, kick contest. When we were kids, everyone picked him last in dodgeball and kickball because he can't throw and he always kicked his shoe farther than the ball in kickball. Our PE teacher would yell....

"Markham! See why you are always picked last?! Your Kangaroo, brown soles go farther than the ball! The outfield is playing you at wheelchair depth!!!!"