"Gibby(,) that(')s why you(')r(e) so mad. You coach(ed) at (S)eaman (-) man that must suck(.) What(')s the highest you ever placed at state(?) (T)hought so(.) (A)nd you coached one state champ(.) (Y)ou must be doing a fine job(,) lol.(correction "have done," I've been gone for two seasons.)"
Ladies and gentlemen - do you see what happens when you close the liquor stores and saloons on election day? Things like this happen. Oh wait, Ark City might not have elections today, my bad. They couldn't have elections today if they wanted - no beans for the bean counter.
Things to consider while keeping a watchful eye on AC as he mixes my blizzard/cyclone/tornado or whatever you call those things in AC - remember, I want two scoops of Butterfinger and wash your hands before you make mine:
1.If you don't have anything intellegent or witty to come at me with, then don't. I know, I know, it's hard to distinguish down in AC. Here's how you know - look at your grade card. D may stand for "Diploma," but you'll want to have one of those earlier letters, like "A" or "B" across the top before you're a challenge. Wait, that's Ark City - scratch that. See #2.
2. If your family runs the blue light at K-Mart, the slurpie machine at Quik Trip, or is helping slash prices at Walmart, you might want to reconsider a battling of wits.
3. Please do not "hog up" all the time at the local library so you can regurgitate every stupid high school dreamlander down there's favorite line while changing the oil in my car at the local Jiffy Lube, "I remember you, we beat you in state that one year." Wonderful, now my car takes 10W - 30, do you need me to write it down?
You see AC, what you lack is a unique sense of humor. Your bantering may be similar to that of Uncle Pete (I think that's his name - from Napolean Dynamite), but unlike the actor that got paid lots of money, well I hope you are figuring out what I'm saying.
