Dwelsh, I have a few words for you. First of all, you're humor doesn't exist so you cannot make judgements on other people. Next, bkp #2 was EXTREMELY witty in his banter. Finally, I don't think I'm funny, it just kind of happens that way for the most part.

So this kid is putting on his shoes right, and his mom says, honey you're putting your shoes on the wrong feet, and the little kid says, no mom these are my feet