Justin Johnson on the top fifty thats a joke

corey? yeah wright! if he is on the list then i should be too, i would always kill wim in mat chess. you too bartels!


whatever, i was 189

Shamus, corey is on the man-crush list, which, I'm sure you also deserve to be on, but I think you might have been a little confused. And also when spelling what I assume you meant to be "him" you typed "wim". How does that happen? H and W are on opposite sides of the keyboard. I guess it must have been "Miwwah Time" up in Lawrence.

"miwwah time" has been in full effect in lawrence. schoffner picked monks in his top 50 and i fully agree i also sont know how i screwed that spelling up so bad.

I'm jus gwad Awic gwaduadid so i cun win dis yeoh.

FYI to all:

Approximately at 6:25pm in the Oliver Hall dining hall, I told our dear friend Shamus to go to the KU wrestling club practice at 9:00pm. He refused like the olathe east scoundrel he was and walked away. For this i am thoroughly disappointed. For shame....for shame...

Hey Garker, this is Bohning, and I don't understand what the heck you are talking about. I've wrestled Potter twice in my entire wrestling career, and he lives in Manhattan, which is almost 200 miles away. I'm not sure where you are coming up with your weird stories.

Bohning, NO! Why did you disclose your location?! Now Potter knows where to find you! Do yourself a favor- lock your doors and windows, seal up any air conditioning vents he may be able to crawl through, then join the witness protection program. His love for you is that strong.

We're not saying you're in love with the guy back. We're just trying to help you. Potter has a HUUUUUUUUGE man crush on you. Seriously. He'd talk about you allllllllll the time. It was creepy.

Bohning, you should probably just move out of the country. Knowing Potter, he's already on his way to find you. Prant's advice to lock up everything and hide is a good idea, but it might not work, because you are oh so dear to Potter.

Here are a few things you can do to protect yourself:

1. Change your name
2. Change your address, phone number, and other things like this so that he can't track you down via mail or computer
3. Go back in time and never be born, so that Potter can't wrestle you, and lose, and fall in love with you

You guys crack me up.

Yo, Ben:

When and where are the KU practices??

Shoff

SHOFF-

KU practices are tues and thur at 9-11pm. They r held at the Student Recreation Fitness Center. Reply back if u have any questions.

Bohning-

How r u doing at the navy (i assume this from ur screen name)? R u wrestling for them or what?

Us 6A 119lbers should stick together u know. Maybe have a chain mail thing go on or a 2hr talk session on the phone? hahaha JKING, sorry, sorry. that was my kyle potter impression which will never happen again.

I sense rock's inner concious (sp?) speaking his true feelings for Bohning.

Do not apologize rock, you can't help what you feel inside.

He DOES go to KU....

You're killin me, did my cousin put you up to this; she graduated from Manhattan last year.

WHAAAAT? You have a cousin from Hat Town? Who is it? (If she's attractive, can you set us up? Girls are usually rather repulsed by me.....)

And again, I don't know if it's safe to disclose information like this in such a public place. Potter might hunt down your cousin, take her hostage, and demand that you love him back. If he doesn't go to such drastic measures, he may just steal a lock of her hair, then splice the Bohning family DNA with an ape to recreate a mini-Bohning. Either way it isn't pretty.

Ohhhhh, I just noticed the topic was "Top 50 wrestlers in Kansas." I thought it was "Top 50 man crushes in Kansas." Silly me.

(In case you were wondering, Potter's man-crush on Bohning is #'s 1-28, followed by my man crush on Rhodes/Knox/Daniel Anderson, and then #'s 30-50 are Potter/Bohning again.)

now now prant...lets lay off the ku bashing. Have u ever came down here, its a freaking blast.

I understand that ur a little hostile and have regrets about picking KSU as ur school of choice, but lets not vent your anger on old ben suh.

And r u not affiliated with the kstate wrestling club?? im always interested in what they r up to. i hear they r pretty hardcore in HAT-TOWN.

No, sir, I am not affiliated with the K-State wrestling club for the three following reasons:

1) Tig Ol' Bitties would dominate the KSU Wrestling club, no matter how tough they are.
2) I have officially hung up the purple wrestling shoes. I believe I have mentioned me being retired in previous posts. And
3) I don't go to K-State. I go to Hofstra University in Hempstead, NY. (Wrestling team currently ranked #11 in the nation, opens the season against Nebraska on November 29th.)

So, in order of importance, that is why I'm not affiliated with the K-State wrestling club. Oh, and the mats at the Rec Center are SUPERhard. Way uncool.

But KU still sucks.

Mr. Garker, I'm not affiliated with the KU or KSU wrestling club, nor am I that good of a wrestler to begin with. However, I am a KU student and I can assure you, we do not suck. For a number of reasons:
1. Our Basketball team is ranked #5 in the nation.
2. Our football team (despite its many ups and downs) is making humongous progress.
3. Academically, we rank in the top 50.
4. Our campus is one of the best looking.
AND 5. The most important aspect that makes KU not fall into the "suck" category, is that we were ranked by Playboy Magazine as the #9 party school in the nation. So...shut up!

I agree with Garker. KU does suck. Way to go in basketball, but that is about all they have.