Agreed that is definatly one of the most funny/clever quotes that have been posted in this forum. Also, I don't know what everyone else thinks of it, but Peremy_Jarker's description of the jitterbug juniper gives me a hearty chuckle every time I read it.
Originally posted by Peremy_Jarker:
I'm guessing by the lack of response that the Jitterbug Juniper hasn't quite made it up to Kansas yet. Or maybe, you know the move, but you don't know it by its proper name. Or maybe...you're just not ready for it.
(Disclaimer: The following move is not for the faint of heart. I urge you to hit the back button if you don't think you can handle this description. You have been warned.)
The Jitterbug Juniper is:
Top man starts by putting in the double grapevine. With your right hand, you add the turtleneck teacup. With the grapevine, step your right leg off so you're left with a crossbody. At this, your opponent will probably reach around to check your oil. Don't be fazed, but be alert. If he does this, a good way to counter is with a Spanish Wrecking Ball or maybe a tulip leaf. This is when you put in the Jitterbug Juniper. You accomplish it by starting with a powerhalf. When your opponent looks away, give him the ol' sugar 'n' spice right before executing the Betty Boop.
Viola! You have just completed your first jitterbug juniper! Congrats, but don't get too cocky, because you never know who'll surprise you and counter with Martian Balls.
