Red, you forgot to mention that Prant Garker will also be a guest technician.

Accomplishments include 2nd place in elementary spelling bee...32-29 record in almost two full years on varsity...never placed at high school state...does not know the rules of freestyle or greco...being smarter than Dingbat...watched Derek Bunker win a state championship...beat Jhris 4-3 in the World Series of Wrestle-Offs...once took down Jonathan Walter...forgot shoes at the 2002 Newton Tournament and still secured 8th place...and wrestled collegiately nowhere.

I will be instructing on witty banter and stalling. And I demand more money than those other two guys.