1) You are correct in your Endless Mike correction, sir. You are awarded 1000 points and a Pete and Pete state championship. I may be wrong, but I thought Papercut was Little Pete's enemy. (He's no Pitstain, but Little Pete does have a lot of enemies.)

2) Drinking anything to make you puke to make weight is stupid, and it makes me mad. It's stuff like that that gives people the right to claim wrestling is crazy. Totally bogus, and that guy should man up and lose the weight himself. If I was his coach, I wouldn't let him wrestle.

A-1.1, a-1.2, a-1.3, LET'S ROCK. (P&P reference for the "Mature" audience.)