Are you comparing Nickelodeon to the Disney Channel? How dare you?!

Nickelodeon has brought us such wonderful shows as Pete and Pete, Ren & Stimpy, Hey Dude, Are You Afraid of the Dark, You Can't Do That on Television, and many more.

On the other hand, Disney has brought us all kinds of disposable television such as: Mary Kate/Ashley Olsen shows, the Mickey Mouse Club, and the Flying Nun mini-series.

Again, how dare you?!

"If you give a man a fish, he'll probably hit you in the junk."

--Jesus Christ