Gutwrench: "Knuckle heads??" "Middle aged, balding, maybe a tad bit overweight??" And we should be respecting your opinion?
"Pretty soon I am going to reveal my identity and make all of you feel like idiots??" There is no chance of me feeling like an idiot because of who you are. In life, it is what/how you are, not who you are.
Actually, I know who you are, I just flushed you down the toilet. For a Hall of Famer, you show little class or dignity.

You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.