Yeah, well I went from 217 to 171, which is three pounds more. So take THAT.

If you're cutting weight, I would recommend a steady diet of pop-tarts and nothing else. (Actually, raspberry ice crystal light is also permitted in moderation. And gummy bear vitamins.) One package has about 410 calories and weighs 3.78 ounces. (405 for frosted strawberry, 410 for s'mores.) Sure it won't fill you up and it's incredibly un-nutritious, but they sure are delicious. Seriously.