Brrrrrring it sucka. You must be forgettting that I'm freaking massive. It's not easy to take someone like me down. Plus, you can't turn me, no matter what. I haven't given up back points in like a year and a half, and I haven't been close either. And as I have learned, you have to take someone down to beat them, and you can't do that.

On this side, we have Jhris Cennings, A 6'3" man weighing in at 230 lbs. He's pretty fast for a fatty and strong as crap.
On this side, we have old, smelly, stinking, injured, poopy, doopy, funky, Nigel. He's 94 years old, slow, out of shape, and extremely ugly. Also, he lost to Olex Atto, who has been known to take a beating by Jhris.

I think we know who wins that match.

So this kid is putting on his shoes right, and his mom says, honey you're putting your shoes on the wrong feet, and the little kid says, no mom these are my feet