Baker, Smith, you're both correct, and me and LancerM are totally wrong. We're losers because we didn't win a high school state championship. It's obviously gotten you so far in life, that I need to be very jealous. I'm sorry for leading a pathetic life, where I will have success in other things other than wrestling. The large amounts of money I'm going to make mean nothing to the state championship brackets you have in your trailors.

So this kid is putting on his shoes right, and his mom says, honey you're putting your shoes on the wrong feet, and the little kid says, no mom these are my feet