Hamburglar steve .... my understanding is that we are to go to TMS for some kind of presentation tonight at 6:30 and will then proceed to the land of orange shorts ..... this i what psycho steve told me earlier. . . . check with psycho!

Prant, I am sorry you cried when getting hit in the junk. It is obvious you need more Steve in your warrior-spirit.

When a Steve is hit in the junk, he laughs and begs for more. In fact, the more times he can be hit in the junk, the more of a Steve he becomes.

The goal is to leave a bit of your skin on the frisbee. The fascination of naked frisbee is to determine the source of the skin sticking to the frisbee. Thus, therein lies the mystery of naked frisbee and the risks one takes. After all, it is only junk.

The head has spoken.

True story!

Big Steve O-

I admire your willingness and ability to withstand junk hits, but this one was the junk hit to end all junk hits. Ask Dingbat.

When Hatt Meerman says he can feel *something* squish between your body and his fist, and later feels remorse for inflicting such pain, you know the severity. It was an uppercut of Soda Popinkski (of "Punch Out" fame) proportions, right to my man-genitals.

To the Steves of you who got that Punch Out reference, 10000 extra points.

Prant:

Yes, this does sound wonderful for your Steveness. You are on your way. Several more hits like this and you will be impervious to pain and suffering. You will reach what we refer to as "junk nirvana". Soon you will reach junk enlightenment and will be able to take the next leap of Steve.

The head has spoken.

Now I'm confused Turner. Is aimin for da' junk a goal of the game or just somethin that happens?

fortunately its not a goal of the game...just something that happens...but we do usually wear helmets...like the ones you buy in the quarter machines...they are super cool...good game, baby, good game...

Thanks for clearing that up Mike. the neckid frisbee thing sound like a risky sport. thinkin i probably ruther eat after weighin. mite be fun watchin turner play the manhattan team. whut would the trophy for the winner look like? hope u kick some butt in the metro classic.

i have a vision of the trophy bein a naked frisby player holding his hands up in victory with a frisbee in one hand. To all wantin to play im callin game on in the wichita weigh-ins friday night.

two words... GAME ON ...but i think since i am coaching this weekend it may not be appropriate for me...hmmm...i guess i will have to think on it...good game, baby, good game...

My question is for hansen06, who I assume is Paulie Hansen, the guy who was the only one to give Metzler all he could handle at state. Mr. Hansen, how can you own naked frisbee, and if your claim is legit, will you form a league with other franchises? What teams do you see as possible participants in such a league? Would this form of frisbee be open to all athletes, or restricted to wrestlers? Would all matches be held after tournament weigh-ins? Would there be published results and rankings and what media might be interested (i'm assuming radio and pay-per-view cable)? Have you considered any of these things? Perhaps you and your partner(s) should have a marketing survey done! Good luck with your endeavors and hope to see you wrestling kids soon!

My friend, Big Steve O, I have been hit in the junk more times than I care to count. In fact, I might venture to say that I am the Splinter of nut-hitting. And while I do not know if I have reached Junk Nirvana, I do know that my junk hitting abilities are quite extraordinary.

Ask Dingbat.

Prant, searching your warrior-chieftain soul is understandable, especially when it comes to junk hitting.

Steves all over Turner are proud of you and your deep reflection. We have walked the path and are walking the path with you right now. We understand.

However, a Steve never can get hit in the junk enough. Never.

May they drag low and sparks fly.

The head has spoken.

I think Prant has potential, Big Steve O!

that would be me ,i wrestled metzler! it was a good match. no excuses, he beat me , my takedown was close but i didnt get it. so i lost and thats that. My real name is steve but for some reason my family calls me paulie . Its wierd! i co-own naked frisbee cuz our 215 pounder,doug thompson and I invinted it.I need a lawyer. Its mine and dougs ONLY!

lol sorry ivanhoe, i forgot i changed my login name.. i was Hansen06

Big Steve O or superiorsteve, send me a private message if you wish to learn the true nature of Manhattan funny men. It is strictly reserved for the funny man and his funny sidekick, so it is a select club. Next year it will be up to Wyler to pass on the tradition.

However, it is too dirty for these boards.

And bmoc tiger--I would beat Metzler.

Hmmmmm...should we superior steve? Especially with a non-Steve? He has proven some of his worthiness with being hit in the junk...

Hamburglar Steve:

Decide on your name, would you?

The head has spoken.

I believe Prant is both a man of intellect, and a spiritual man. I believe that ONE of the reasons Hat Town and Steveville both won state titles this year is because of the unity each team forged among its members by creating a select organization dedicated to ...... something ...... mostly comraderie based on planned (and spontaneous) acts of brilliant, inspired stupidity. I'm also impressed that Prant is concerned with tradition and passing down the legacy to those who will sustain the program in his absence. The Hat Town boys are OK with me. Your call on the private communication. Seems like a gentleman with whom it would be fun to sit around and enjoy a beverage. True Story!

Superior Steve:

I concur that Prant has Steve potential. But he has dishonored our singlets from the past. He must retract, superior steve.

Prant must retract, just as Arthur's step-brother did when Arthur retreived the sword from the stone.

Prant, those old singlets might be hard to look at for you, but for me they are symbols of many a honorable battle won and lost. Many a state placer, plus a state champion, wore that style of singlet. Their soul-energy resides within the singlet.

The head has spoken.