Fris, there's no need to lie to the man. Ha.

And besides, Igel was writing to a "Mr. Parker." While I do not know this fellow, he sounds very nice, and I'm sure he had many other hilarious and useful qualities besides his wrestling ability. In fact, these qualities probably enabled him to engage in a wide variety of activities, which in turn helped him make many wonderful friends and go many wonderful places. Who knows, maybe he even finished 2nd in the Theodore Roosevelt Elementary spelling bee, as well. I do not know this Mr. Parker, but he sounds like a fine chap. I would like to meet him someday.

My dear Abiqueen friend, I believe you may be under the assumption that Gibby is from Manhattan. Sadly (for him), he is not. (Or if he is, he's quite good at keeping secrets.)

And Igel, you can start spelling it "Manhatten" when you start spelling words like "clique" right. Though you may not be 30, you are 23, and I believe you have a college degree. That being said, you should know how to spell nouns.

Burn, swish, score...you get the picture.