This award will make you feel inadequate, however. I, Jhris Cennings, have a 3rd place trophy for Stuco softball. That's right, 3rd place. I was given the trophy as team MVP for the tournament, thanks to my outstanding defensive skills and amazing batting talent.

Swish.

So this kid is putting on his shoes right, and his mom says, honey you're putting your shoes on the wrong feet, and the little kid says, no mom these are my feet