Oh baker, you silly silly man. It's going to go down next summer between me and you. As far as no one talking about me, you're wrong. I've had lots of people talk about me, and lots more ask about me. My cradle isn't too shabby and has been mentioned many times. Yep, I lost, but what did you do? If you did better, great, but I won a team title, and that's what I set out to do. So in my eyes, I accomplished what I wanted and had the bonus of being a state finalist. Seriously, next summer it's on. You name the time and the place, and I'll be there to show you how we do it in The Hat. I learned from the best, Dingbat and Boach Clack, and I'll show you a thing or two pal.

But, if I remember correctly, aren't you a huge tub of crap now? Didn't you say you weight a lot? You're probably a small elephant or something by now aren't you? That doesn't matter, though. I'll still throw down.

So this kid is putting on his shoes right, and his mom says, honey you're putting your shoes on the wrong feet, and the little kid says, no mom these are my feet