It's probably because they're losers, with no friends. It's alright for high school kids to sit on here and talk a lot, because we're grounded and have curfews and things like that. They're just "old" guys with nothing better to do. Nigel and baker, take my advice and get a woman to take up some time. That, or get eachother because that seems to be what might happen. That way you can go on dates and talk about Abilene wrestling, and how you never made the finals.

So this kid is putting on his shoes right, and his mom says, honey you're putting your shoes on the wrong feet, and the little kid says, no mom these are my feet