How DARE you compliment other people! How DARE you.

Now let's all get back to talking about how totally sweet Abilene is.

I would like to throw my vote in for the Wichita South head coach, and the Manhattan head assistant, Mr. Tony Andrade. The WS coach yells like no other and has a sweet moustache, and Coach Andrade is a tricep-pinching machine. It really has to be experienced to fully understand the magnitude of his powers.