How DARE you, Mr. Salyer! To insinuate that I would need a pigtail match to even be allowed in the tournament! This is blasphemy indeed, and rest assured if I were a moderator, you would get The Boot for such slanderous and obviously untrue remarks. For shame.

Need I remind you that I had a record of 14-11 as a 215er? Need I remind you that in a World Series of wrestle-offs with the infamous Jhris Cennings I won by a score of 4-3? Need I remind you that I made Chase Verdorn (national runner-up) BLEED?

A pigtail match, Mr. Salyer? I believe what you MEANT to say was a bye into the championship match...I'll accept your apology whenever you choose to offer it.