Ok I'm just going to mix and match weights as according to what people weighed in high school keeping it somewhat close (and considering what some people probably weigh now)....I'd like to see

"One Eyed" Joe Nelson
v.
Gerrad "watch out for the"Speer

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"One Legged *** Kicker" Earl Jones
v.
Jake "the snake"Kreigbaum
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Darryl "Rookie Champ" Zimmerman
v.
Andrew "Uba-Chucka, Uba" Ubben