I think you all have it wrong. Here is how it would go down:

The gorilla would shake pepper into the dancing chiken's eyes. This would blind him causing it to run wildly about, directly in front of the green monster truck. Obvioulsy that would be the end of the chicken.

Next the monster truck would go after the gorilla. As the monster truck speeds toward the gorilla the gorilla would wait patiently. At the last possible moment the gorilla would jump to the side slashing the tires with its knife (like maximus decimus in gladiator). This would cause the truck to roll and burst into flames. The waving elephant does nothing but stand on the side and wave, forfeiting any claim he has at avatar supremacy.

Winner:

Chow down gorilla!