Clearwater?! More like...sludgewater....YES!

No way, our fatty boom-ba-latty coaches are way better. Boach Clack and Pamon teach our heavies how to stall like nobody's business, and BaldBammes repeatedly beats everyone down by blinding us with the glare off of his shiny head. He also has the power to use moves that don't really exist, but always seem to work. Ever since we gave Steve and Kale the boot, our manliness has increased tenfold.

Prant thanks for remembering all your coach's, you will go down now.

Hey, sorry. I forgot to mention Coach Ox. So here goes:

Coach Ox is perhaps the scariest of all our fat, lazy coaches. He'd weird out any other coaches because sometimes he bites on his shirt, and he's got this HUGE hickey on his neck. Also, if he's ever on top, he'll intentionally hit the other team's coaches in the private-particulars, just because he's cheap like that.

Satisfied?

Word

Coach Sonderegger beat Kenny Mondey at the Big 8 Championships during his senior year.

What year lancer? Just wondering

Just wondering why nobody has mentioned Martin Segovia and Shannon Peters. It would be nice to see how the Neb Kearney all american teammates would fare against each other now

I wouldn't be talking too much smack on Kale Mann. He has some big friends named Jeff Boyle and Josh Kellermann, plus he's not exactly a wuss himself.

(I heard a dirty rumor that he invented the "Albanian Abdominal Stretching, Side-winding, Cream-filled, Butt-Puckering, Thigh Thrust.")

I'm not sure about all that, but I know he did invent the "thumbinbizzalz near-side tilt."

And I'm not nearly as intimidated by Kale's friends as I am by his wife. She is way hot. She's a babe--wait---a robo babe. If she were president she'd be Baberham Lincoln. And she rides a mean spiral half.

Alex sucks.

My guess is that the guy not named Shannon would win. Just an unbiased opinion.

P.S. You seem to have a strong persuasion towards any women related to Kale Mann. Hmm.....

I dont know if stovall is any good, but he is one hell of a coach. I would like to see Stoval (Bishop Caroll) VS. Roy Oeser (Maize) if thats still where hes at

i dont know about you guys but i shure would like to see the p-burg head coach and the bigger coach from beloit take to the mat

Overtime,

1984

Not ALL women, bigkneepads#2. Just his superhot little sister (who's legal now), and his extrasuperhot wife. (Who is also legal.) We've said nothing about his older sister, mother, any aunts he might have, and his grandma.

By the way, Kale's superwhipped.

chanute's coach, merick (sp?) i think is his name, i bet he could whip up on some guys.

Saint THomas Aquinas has some BBA as coaches. We have one who was a state Champ at AC and one who trained for the Olympics that could toss numerous people (he was also in the marines). Our other coahes are huge we have like 6 coaches all together so we could take alot of teams.


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For the east guys, how about a Frat-Boy thrashing dished out by Rutgers alum Liperoute.

lip would kill him that wouldn't even be fun to watch. well it would be funny to watch but lip would destroy all.

That would be a hell of a match between Fuller (p-burg) and Heiman (beloit). I have to root for Heiman. Maybe the best scenario would be a round robin and bring Lippleman in from Scott City????

Is his named pronounced hi-men, cuz that sounds like hymen and that would be outrageously funny. Any name that sounds like a part of the female anatomy is outrageously funny, in fact.

P.S. Fuller is morbidly obese. Seriously, dude, put down that bacon double cheezburger, befor you kill yourself.