Clearwater?! More like...sludgewater....YES!

No way, our fatty boom-ba-latty coaches are way better. Boach Clack and Pamon teach our heavies how to stall like nobody's business, and BaldBammes repeatedly beats everyone down by blinding us with the glare off of his shiny head. He also has the power to use moves that don't really exist, but always seem to work. Ever since we gave Steve and Kale the boot, our manliness has increased tenfold.