I wouldn't be talking too much smack on Kale Mann. He has some big friends named Jeff Boyle and Josh Kellermann, plus he's not exactly a wuss himself.

(I heard a dirty rumor that he invented the "Albanian Abdominal Stretching, Side-winding, Cream-filled, Butt-Puckering, Thigh Thrust.")

"To the hip hop, the hippity hop, the hip hop dippity dee" (Rapper's Delight, Sugarhill Gang, circa 1983)