ToachCwink-

I've been around the world, my friend. All the way to Bird City and back. They call me the Globetrotter.

Interesting notes from that trip:

1) St. Francis smells like pig poo. (And the Dusty Farmer hotel was a little uncomfortable.)
2) Phillipsburg was beautiful. Gotta love the Chubby Pickle.
3) Smith Center was also beautiful.
4) Atchison has nice gas station attendants.
5) Highway 36 is murder on my mom's van's cruise control.
6) Northwest Kansas is surprisingly hilly. And gorgeous.
7) If you stare at the sunset in your rearview mirror long enough, you see green spots for the next few hours when you blink.
8) Bird City is the only "Bird City" in the United States of America.
9) I could live in Norton. (But only if Toach promised never to come back.)
10) There is a Long Island, KS. My friends in New York will be tickled pink to hear that.