Plus, he has weirdo chest/shoulder stubble. It was weird and gross.

But how could I start this topic and neglect the dirtiest wrestler of all time?! I am of course referring to one Ian Bork. My Manhattan comrades will surely remember tales of Bork's thumb reaching through my eyeball and into my brain when I was a junior and wrestling 215. (In fact ol' Ian managed to make the typically mild-mannered Prant curse on the mat...whoo, I wouldn't recommend that, fellas. Coaches don't like that.)

And how did I counter these dirty tactics? Why, by losing as only a true man loses- 16-0.