Mamasawn,

Dirty Ben was the master, but you left out a couple of his signature moves. His ability to nearly snap your wrist off when he applied the Russian could bring you to your knees. He would simply bend it past 90 (way past!) while hiding it from the ref. He would also grab and twist any loose skin on the body (including the sack!!!) Finally, although this happened off of the mat, he removed a huge chunk of ear with his teeth once. Dang, how I miss the living room championship bouts.

Prant: Mamasawn's last couple of posts have been about my JLo butt and his fond memories of sac stretching. Man crush problems???????