Here's a good response to the "fag" accustion:

Yeah, I do get in tights. But here's the thing, I know I'm straight. I'm confident in my heterosexuality. I don't know if you're confident you're a heterosexual because you have to ask me if I'm gay, which I'm not. So let me ask you this, which one of us is more confident we're straight: A guy who is so confident he's straight that he doesn't really care what people say or a guy who is going around asking people if they are gay?

Also, if they're from a sucky basketball team (didn't win a game at their substate), I Like to add this:

I qualified for the state tournament. Sure, I went 2-and-out, but I was a lot closer to winning state than you ever were!