My brother from a past life, Bracketman, let it slip that he has joined the ranks of the over 50 club. I thought I might share a few thoughts on "how you know if your too old."

When you don't need Preparation H ... but you have located it at the grocery store.

If you know that Pamida ... actually stands for Paul, Michael, and David.

When a romantic evening involves a Shannon Tweed movie.

When you look at your own kid and can't remember their name.

When loosening up for physical activity requires a 6-pack of ibuprophen or a 6-pack of barley soda or BOTH!

When the clothes you've been wearing for the past twenty years have come back in style.

When your too old to die young.