Originally posted by Pirate:
Best advice:
1. Show up to Wichita no less than 4 pounds over
2. Do squat-thrusts in a hot hotel bathroom all night so you can make weight. Then barely make weight on Friday morning.
3. Put on a show of crappy wrestling (but just good enough to win) all day Friday because you are afraid to eat/drink anything due to Friday night weigh-ins.
4. Weigh in Friday night.
5. Immediately begin eating and drinking. Do not stop until you weigh 21 pounds more than your opponent, or until 6:00 pm on Saturday (whichever comes last).
6. Win state, do endless interviews, make out with tons of totally hot chicks.
7. Continue eating.
8. Get on the forum 8 years later and impart your knowledge to the masses.
9. Never stop eating.
10. Become a pathetic has-been.
hahaha that's exactly what i did last year