Originally posted by blane:
Never got to read the shirt, would look to weird staring at a high school kids shirt. Can someone post the top 10 just for the fun of it?
1. Neil Erisman is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate an Indian.
2. Neil Erisman's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
3. Neil Erisman does not sleep. He waits.
4. Neil Erisman is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
5. The chief export of Neil Erisman is pain.
6. Neil Erisman does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Neil Erisman goes killing.
7. Neil Erisman has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
8. If you can see Neil Erisman, he can see you. If you can't see Neil Erisman, you may be only seconds away from death.
9. Neil Erisman invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
10. When Neil Erisman jumps into a body of water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Neil Erisman.
All Chuck Norris jokes with the names swapped out. Nothing Too Original - but still funny. One of our former wrestlers, Alex Mercer, made them. There are many more on a website he made - but many of those are inappropriate so I won't list the URL - but you can email if you want it.
Allen Terrell
De Soto High School
