Why if it isn't my grandson Abdominal Pliers I!

I haven't seen you since the reunion! How is your brother Belly Hammer 1 doing?

I also must apologize for the actions of gutwrench1. I tried to raise him the best i could, but there is only so much a father can do. Why, I remember all the trouble he would get into when he was just a young tool, completely free of rust, and staying out till the wee hours of the night. I suppose i just thought that he would mature and grow out of it. Obviously I was wrong.

Good luck to you Kansans

Intestinal Screwdriver 1 Esq.