Bovaird,

How did Markham get you in overtime? He told me he was perfecting the Pina Colada. The way I understand it, he rubs pineapple juice on his belly and waits for people to shoot in. Then when he catches you under him, he hits you with his belly and cracks your head like a coconut.

When you finally come to, your head is pounding like you had too many Pina Coladas and you have this faint rememberence of pineapples.

It is rumored that Markham will sometimes put a paper umbrella in your hair if you're out long enough.

Gibby