COWBOY AND INDIAN


While riding one day, a cowboy met an Indian riding
along with a dog
and a sheep and began a conversation.

Cowboy: "Hey, cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak
to him?"
Indian: "Dog no talk."
Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"
Dog: "Doin' all right."
Indian: Look of shock.
Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" pointing at the
Indian.
Dog: "Yep."
Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real well. He walks me twice a day, feeds me
great food, and
takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Indian: Look of total disbelief.


Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Indian: "Horse no talk."
Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool."
Indian: Extreme look of shock.
Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" pointing at the Indian.
Horse: "Yep."
Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"
Horse: "Pretty well, thanks for asking. He rides me
regularly, brushes
me down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me."
Indian: Total look of utter amazement.

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Indian: "Sheep big liar."