We never would be harsh enough to put Nair in people's tighty whiteys, but it wasnt unusual to find Icy-Hot in your underwear after you got out of the shower. But what really sucks is getting stuck in a game of "Golfball Dodgeball" in the shower. Oh the welts! Oh the pain!

Maybe you're not an ugly human, but a good looking ape.....with exceptional verbal skills.