who is jack schitt? for some time many of us have wandered just who is jack schitt?we find ourselves at a loss when someone says,"youdont know Jack schitt" Well thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can know respond in an intellecual way. jack schitt is the only son of awe schitt.awe schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married o.schitt, the owner of needeep n schitt, INC. they had one son, Jack. In turn, jack schitt married noe schitt. the deeply religious couple produced seven kids: holie schitt, giva schitt, fulla schitt, bull schitt, eat schitt& the twins deap schitt and dipp schitt. against her parents objections ,deap schitt married dumb schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, jack and noe schitt divorced. noe schitt later married ted sherlock, and because her kids were living with her, she wanted them to keep her previous name. she was then known as noe schitt sherlock. meanwhile, dipp schitt married loda schitt, and they produced a child with a nervous dispostion named chicken schitt. eat schitt married ana dye. they produce a daughter, and eat schitt named her after his mother Noe phucking schitt. now when somebody says that u dont know jack schitt u can correct them.