i believe that Mr. Garker graduated in a mere 6 days from Hofstra and is now spreading knowledge of Kansas history down in Texas.

speaking of history, would anyone like to type a paper for me? there will be no money involved, but rather the satisfaction you'll get from helping out a poor, overworked student. send your resumes to me and i'll choose the best canidate.

Maybe you're not an ugly human, but a good looking ape.....with exceptional verbal skills.