Thanks bystander! This was a story I didn’t want to tell but here it goes. I am cootie free! I am rid of the cooties thanks in large part to the case of pediculosis I obtained. It seems I either contracted those pesky pediculites, who happen to munch on cooties, from one of two places. One from wearing a certain trench coat I borrowed this summer. (I wonder whom that coat belongs to ... Red)

Or two, I got the pediculites from an encounter (non-intimate of course) with a woman who was kind of attractive in a brutal sort of way. She had jet-black hair and a uni-brow ... yes, Waunita may have passed head lice on to me!

My Doctor claims that a "double-blind" research, being conducted in primitive laboratory in the Swiss Alps, is proving that pediculites have a natural sworn enemy and that sworn enemy is crabs, not the Red Lobster kind, but the crotch crickets, yes my Doctor said if got a case of the crabs I could get rid of the pediculites but I don’t know which I would rather have, the pediculites or the crabs! (I do wish Prant were here … I think that might have been a run-on sentence)

At least I can proudly say … I do NOT have cooties! So there … nanny nanny boo boo!