Place your bets!!!!

It's official! Las Vegas has set the money line for the most anticipated wrestling match of the year!

The oversized hillbilly vs. the mullet headed redneck
A.K.A Lucas Baker vs. Chad Beeson

Lucas Baker hails from Abilene and gloats a wrestling resume of a 3rd place finish in high school his senior year in which he proudly proclaims to have pinned his way through the backside. Baker was trained to hustle and has been watching college wrestling since 2001. Baker seems to have a man crush on Colt Rogers and has strong feelings that the little schools have much better wrestling than the big schools. Baker questions the quality of several Kansas coaches and has a propensity to challenge oldtimers to a wrestling match (Four known victims-Jhris, Headup, Beeson, Coach Church). He once stated that head had a bear-like physique with the ability to morph into an elephant that weighs 546lbs.

Chad Beeson started his wrestling career during his seventh grade year. He wrestled for one of the most powerful teams in Kansas History and was part of the Ark City dynasty in the early nineties. Beeson’s impressive high school resume boasts three individual state championships and a third place finish at senior nationals. Beeson is small in stature but has a huge heart. Beeson is highly opinionated and is also no stranger to forum challenges, as he has called out several potential victims for a backyard pummeling.

Las Vegas has Baker as 100-1 underdog in this blockbuster event. Sports critics all over the state feel that Baker is overmatched and will lose by brutal beatdown despite his huge weight advantage.

Don't forget that Lucas Baker has a man crush on Colt Rogers.

I predict it will go down just like Rocky vs. Thunderlips. Lucas will throw him around for a while, breaking chairs and generally going crazy, after which Chad will jump on his back and choke him out with a sleeper.

thanks,it will be added to his bio

But he says he has a state football championship w/ the Salina Central Mustangs in 1997?? Who is he? Where is he really from? Does anyone REALLY care? I must say it has been entertaining!

He's a man who holds a very big grudge on anyone who isn't in a 3-2-1a school!

I will pay money for the video!

If he is really a Salina Central Mustang from 1997, I want to invite him to the North Liberal, KS Pizza Hut Parking lot. It will get ugly for him. Cameras will be allowed.

u guys finally made me laugh!!!
And i did play for central 1997. 1996 football season
whats the venue and were do i place a bet i love these odds.

I wrestled 4a man come on.

That is a classic license picture! Dr. Death!

Lucas, do you ever get held up at the airport for extra screening?

I would like to personally invite Lucas to Wichita to train for this dream championship bout!!!!

I will bring Lucas back from the grave and make him the old timers world champion! We will work on the following:

-Running back to the center
-Constant Pressure and hand fighting
-Putting 2 and 3 shots together
-Set ups
-and just being a mean "large" version of Brent Metcalf from Iowa!!!!

Lucas, we can join up and become the greatest athlete trainer combo Kansas has ever seen! We can start camps and personal training sessions and will make millions!



Michael Church

Doug, I have been in sales for ten years and shaved everyday. A good friend of mine grew his hair out for locks of love. I thought it was a great idea but with work i could not do it. When i was laid off from Lincare last year I decided to go back to school and grow out the hair and the beard. I have shaved once since October of 08 and that was just to make grandma happy. To answer you question I have not been to the airport in a while.

2 and 3 shots man you are getting way ahead of yourself im 315 its more like Hand control and belly flops

How did you wrestle 4A when you went to a 5A high school. Did you move? Was it a bonafide move? We might have to have Bowden open up an investigation. I am assuming you won state by beating the Redskins in Manhattan. Is that correct?

That game was actually played in Lawrence. I know this because i was there watching my brother who started at LB for Central

"You had to finally take the jacket off to get this picture didn't ya.. admit it."

No need to investagate we moved to Red Bud Lake just outside of Abilene at the end of my Soph year. I think I drove to Salina for school for a month.

Would that make your brother Tim Burkholder?

No I Rock the Abilene Jacket every place I can. It has two State Championship wrestling patches on it ya know.

That is right! It was rainy. Liberal was up 21-0 near the end of the 2nd quarter about to make it 28-0 when Rosel fumbled and Salina put 7 up at the end of the half. Rosel stood on the sideline the 2nd half and watched the lead and championship slip away...

ease up on lucas he's starting to feel picked on.

I would love to step on the mat again. Name a spot and i will be there.

try going to your local kids club and donating your time. you will learn as much as you teach, i promise.

I think he is actually calming down a little and being a good sport!

Well Lucas looks like April 3rd in Osawatomie. If your strategy is hand fighting and belly flopping, I'm gonna go with low level single legs.

Chad,

You should get Bruce Baumgarner's DVD on Heavyweight Technique from the feet. It's pretty good. Whatever you do, do not shoot. You will be a grease spot on the mat.

We could always see if we could do an exhibition Friday night of State.

A real Al Bundy!!!
lol

Sounds good! Now someone said something about 100/1 odds. I would like to place a 1,000 bet.

BLT we can talk Face to Face in Topeka about this Al Bundy comment.

Im not hard to find...
Just find the biggest dude in the building with a Team Haysville Shirt on and you will know you came o the right place!

This sure is getting ugly. I don't know either side but I think Beeson also was a pretty good football player for Ark City. If I'm betting I will put my money on him. What is the weight difference. I know Lucas is 315 what is Beeson now?

Beeson is a cool 189 my Soph weight. So he says

Wow
Im glad I didnt call him Ted Bundy!!!
LOL

Ha Ha Ha Ha
I wish I could show you all the PM that I just got from Mr. Baker!
Did anyone else get one of these pearls of wisdom???

I would re-type his message but it is after all a "PERSONAL Message" and I would not want to put the "F" Bomb or any of the other profanity that he felt he needed to use to express himself on to this forum.

I think that we need to add to his Bio that he IS NOT a fan of the TV Show "Married With Children" because the Al Bundy comment might have put him over the edge.

Mr. Baker here is the reply to your PM...
#1: This is a public forum and as long as I follow the rules of this forum I can make ANY comments on ANY topic that I choose. If you don’t want outside input then take it to a PM (it's obvious that you know how to use those)!

#2: YOU NEED TO LIGHTEN UP!
(DISCLAIMER SPOKEN IN A FAST AND SOFT ANNOUNCERS VOICE)
"And in no way is that a reference to anyone’s physical size!"

This was a fun topic that you took way out of context. My Al Bundy comment was in reference to the letter jacket and people living in their HS glory days. And the Ted Bundy comment was in reference to the way you wanted to engage in personal confrontation over such a minor comment!

I hope this topic has not caused you too much mental anguish!!


Lance Tracy

Beeson has a mullet? Awesome! When I retire from the military, I plan on growing my mullet back. Business up front, party in the back.

Lee, I hate to disappoint you but there is no mullet. Losing the hair up front, so it would be a pretty ugly mullet. I would be willing to wear a mullet wig for the match, but no hair net.

i told you all he was feeling picked on. YES i got the same message, yes i think we are making progress, i think. i get the feeling that mr. baker doesn't know how to take a joke, he has no problem, stating his case, yet cares not to read or listen to anyone elses. i have explained in 2 ways how i could act and should act in reference, and think he is starting to see my point.

it was a joke, i am sorry i hurt anyone's feelings, i might start thinking twice before posting anything funny ever again. BUT I DOUBT IT.

RED ALERT!!!!!

BLT has now been added to the list of challenge matches to go along with Jhris, Headup, Beeson, Coach Church!

If you would like your name added to the proud list of possible challenge matches please make a light hearted joke directed towards Mr. Lucas Baker! Choose your words carefully and will undoubtably become a target for Mr. Baker's untamed aggression.

In fairness since I was the first to accept the challenge, I get first shot at the title. What title are we wrestling for anyways?

We need a title to be wrestling for. Put your heads together and lets come up with one. We will narrow it down to the top 5 and then have a vote on the forum.

RED ALERT!!!

I have 2 good ears and I still wear head gear when I sleep.
And there is no way someone is getting in under my arms!
My elbows are in nice and tight!
lol

The other bad thing about me being on the challenge match list is now he is giving up weight!!!!
But hey if we all want to rotate and go top, bottom, out Im game LOL

So Mr. Baker...
When you put HELLO BIG GUY in the PM to me...
You have no idea!!!! lol

With all these pearls of wisdom we all got PM'd to us last night maybe we can get them all together and make a necklace and wrestle for it or sell it and donate the money to locks of love!

Im having fun! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Im out on this Challenge! I just found Video of Lucas Baker and his abilities! No way am I getting in this fight.... Video Below!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7v2Vmng7hKo

Take Coach Church off the list... I am tapping out. I prefer to train him for his nomad wrestling career!!! He will never be stopped!

After seeing the video I think everyone would be wise to tap out ASAP. That is some funny stuff.

Pain on the Plains Cup

He has more talents than just wrestling
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnQdpW_t9SE

That must of been before all the hair!
lol

Wow
After that one you add Djackson to the quadrangular!
lol
That was a video of a fuel tank to a love machine!

Someone call Dana White. I am sure we could get Mr. Baker on the next card.

Beeson has taken his traing to a whole new level! Beeson wants to win this match so bad he left all of his mullet wearing friends and teamates from Ark City behind to train with a new team.

Can you find him in this video?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VsYm-IG2JQ

Damn you found my tape from Stanford, that was many milk shakes ago and i forgot to tell you guys i was a 4 time national Belly Fat Champion. ALL AMERICAN BABY!!!!

BLT MY NEIGHBOR GOT ME DRUNK I APOLIGIZE, We got our Student Loans in. Before I went to bed I read what you saw. I woke up this morning and tried to delete it but it was too late.

Id buy a WWF belt but the real one are like 300 dollars.

I'm reaching on this one...

We could name it: TFHSOB, (Tough SOB...)

The Flint Hills Ogre Battle!

Mr. Baker
Its all good. We just need you to know that this isnt personal and thank you for being a good sport about it (well at least now you are lol)and letting some people have some fun on this forum at your expense!

PS. IMO Al Bundy is an American Icon! You should feel proud!!!
lol

UPDATE:

Whitney Cox has agreed to train and coach me for this match. For those who are wondering: Who is Whitney Cox? Whitney is 5'19" tall, he weighs 296 with is work boots on.

Whitney holds the State Record for Fastest Pin in the State. He pinned an opponent from Wichita Heights in 3 seconds. This was a double dual. In his second match of the night he broke an El Dorado opponents ankle. In fairness to Whitney he felt so bad that he tried to carry his opponent off of the mat.

Hold up let me fix my hat, Edited for the kids, Which is kinda funny cuz I watched my first one in the 4th grade but i will play along.

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big pin i'm hurt, i gave you my secret sumo training tape, so you could learn, not spread it over the threads!!! by now all of you have seen my secret hand slapping ability, make no mistake, it take years of practice to callous these babies. now you all know why i couldn't make it farther in hs wrestling, hand slaps are way too rough. they wouldn't let me compete. if beeson starts the HA WRESTLING LEAGUE, i might be able to make something of myself, until then i will continue to settle arguments in the backyard.

That almost looks like something someone does when they disguise their ISP addy.

5'19" that's impressive

It's not THAT impressive when you do the conversion and find out he is only 6'7".

your math skills are more impressive than anything, according to lucas all you ark city boys are "slow".

That would Be IP addy. as in Internet Protocol, an ISP is a Itnernet Service Provider which provides the IP for you. I can teach you more but it will cost you.

You just told me what I needed to know. thanks

There are exhibition at kids state. Matt Means and I had one about 3 yrs ago

The odds might be changing, Chief Got a look at Me In KC I will wait for the Vegas official line but word is more like 10/1 !!!!!
Where the heck is osawatomie

I got $100 on my dad.

Jake, your dad paid you to say that, you little buttkisser!!!!!!!!!1

Jbeeson good luck next few weeks man Save your money get some cool wrestling shoes I rolled around with a D2 college wrestler in his backyard he is around the 190 mark. It was not pretty Outside ankle pick ha ha ha yeah right that ankle has a tree trunk pushing it to the ground. My odds give your dad a 10 to one under dog after all I do have quality first period pins over forum god Aaron Sweazy

I can think of a Certain Purple Box Made in Canada that should be the Prize to the winner. what do you think?

You can PM if you have no idea what i am talking about. I would not expect it to be on sale in ARK CITY

How big of a Purple and Gold (Ark City Colors) box are you talking?

about a 40 dollar box

you've both got it backwards. you drink the bottle then wrestle. it's more fun that way. be sure and rent the room in topeka under another clubs name, so if you break anything it won't come back on you.

now that we have that set, i can call in a special guest coach, so he can teach you the flying teradactyl.

those that have seen it know it's pure devastation, unless you get caught and slammed.

Thought Id Post a video Showcasing my impeccable Hand fighting and sprawling ability.
View My Video

Wow!!! After watching that I feel alot more confident in my chances. Sweep single all day. Take you down let you up. 14-7

I expected to see the third place dance! Maybe you should have a dance off instead!

either way you two have to down the crown first.

i think you may be in trouble beeson, that was some very experienced belly rubbin'. how much belly rubbin' experience can you have?

wait a minute you guys are actually going to wrestle a real match? wow 2 minute periods and all?

wo wo wo wait a min no one said anything thing about 2 min periods
Im worried about having a Heart Attack as it is.

did i miss the results of this epic battle? i'm a little dissapointed. i would have paid admission.