I must be popular!

Now im never one to start a topic about myself but this was amusing. So I found out today that some of the Manhattan wrestlers "found out" where I live. And when I heard that I started laughing my head off. I was like "Well it shouldn't be hard im listed in the officials directory, and about 14 other places, its not like I was trying to hide" And then the plan was to come mess with my residence. And that made me laugh even more becuase I live in an apartment complex with 24 other apartments my neighbors are a mere 20 some feet away on either side. So I was like "What are they going to do? Toilet paper my door?" With the cameras and the apartment Manager who lives right down the walkway from me I thought I was pretty safe. I'd like to thank all involved for making me laugh today!

We're totally going to do that. Not.

Alright, who told him?

It wasn't me. I'm going to go ahead and blame it on Dingbat. Those kindergarden teachers are always telling secrets.

how dare you

It was not Fatbat, I know this to be true. He would not ruin such a thing.

Well then it's a mystery.

And today's my birthday.

Happy B-Day Lancer. Are you a real man today or still a young pup? Hey Nigel, maybe they plan on giving you a breakfast party. Those can actually be quite fun.

Hey MancerL, I hear Fatbat has an old rusty trombone he'd like to give you for your birthday.

And Nigel, I think you're mistaken. You're popular just like the proverbial "smelly kid" is popular. Every single school has a smelly kid. The smelly kid is not necessarily cool, but EVERYONE knows who he is. (Note: to Shawnee Mission kids, replace "smelly" with "poor." We all know smelly kids don't exist in Johnson County.) So, congratulations on your 'popularity,' Nigel.

Unless you count the kids who wear too much cologne. There are a couple of those.

And the jokes on you. I LIKE old rusty trombones. Ha!

And thank you Mike.

Happy b-day u piece of shawnee trash! wait wait, thats me.

It's not my birthday anymore. This sucks. I'm sad.