Me and LancerM's mom, sitting in a tree, K I S S I N G

Yes, that's right everyone, LancerM's mom has a thing for me.

I won't deny it. Unlike many of the other tightwad adults on this forum, my mom thinks Jhris is hilarious. I just think he's goofy looking.

You're the goofy looking one, jerk. I'm hot, Annon's sister told me so. She was joking, I'm sure, but still.

Yes, yes I am. But goofy looking in a totally sexy way.

Afraid not.

I don't expect you to appreciate my beauty Jhris, so that's okay.

And I hear Nigel thinks you're cute. That's why baker's getting all mad at you, he doesn't want to lose his man to you.

Wow, it all makes sense now. Nigel's man-crush on Jhris is slowly evolving into an actual crush. I would watch out for baker if i were you Jhris. He might ride up on his horse, eat beans from the can, and cattle-prod you (since we all know that Cowboys do those things).

I knew it!

Ive actually one of the few people on this forum to be in the awesome presence of Mrs. Robinson. Now the question is, can LancerM take his mom in a no holds barred ultimate fighting match? That is what im waiting to see.

And oh yeah, she is great lady and a sweeeet substitute.

I bet she's hot.

No, she brings the pain all over the place Ben, I don't stand a chance. Also, she think you're pretty swell too.

Hi LancerM's mom!!

Great topic right here.

This one's as good as it gets.

Top notch.

No doubt.

Yeah.

Uh-huh.

Si.

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Affirmative.

Yup.

So...yeah.

You already said that. If you're not going to say anything new in a post then don't post it. People like you clog up these forums and bore me to no end. I hate you.

Love,
Nigel

P.S.-I love Abilene and Abilene loves me.

I would give you the swish, but, I'm not. No reason.

It's the thought that counts anyways.

Right.

I would give you a swish, but your spelling was too good.

800 Verbal on the SAT. Holla.

Nerd alert.

You're just jealous. Jerk.

No, I'd rather be dumb and be bad at sports than be smart and bad at sports.

You make a good point.

Are we talking to ourselves?? I think so. Sweet.

Yes, very sweet. Thirty-four posts on this topic in eleven hours and only four have not been between us. Go for us.

Dear god, u guys just posted the most nonsensical crap ive ever read. U guys freaking make me sick.

P.S
- I like kitty cats who wear polka dot pants.
- I have hairy arm pits.
- My frying pan is named Jojo the Idiot Boy.
- Nigel smells like a jar of vomit and poo poo.

Hey, I get it. All of that P.S. stuff was nonsensical crap too. Oh you silly asian you...

Precisely my dear boy!! That keen mind of yours is ur money maker my friend.

I gotta say it. This is probably the most worthless topic I think I may have ever read on the forum and I unfortunately read every comment. Unfortunately it has a way of sucking you in, next thing you know there will be a Hollywood Movie about it. Could call it; The Graduate but there would be a mighty assumption that one of these two has, or will graduate.

rocknraider its jojo the idiot circus boy for future preferences

Oh come on Mike. You know you like us.

I think he loves us.

Chalk up another man-crush. Ooh, a double man-crush.

And I don't hate it....

That's because man-crushes are not to be hated, but instead to be embraced and cherished as something normal in life.

On a side note, today I had to explain what a man-crush was to my sociology class. We were watching Seinfeld and George had a huge man-crush on Elaine's boyfriend. They were shocked and amazed at the concept.

ufc-
I will take that inconsideration when i address you and my frying pan again.

LancerM-
Yes sir!! I have seen that one, great episode. Your class like the rest of the forum will slowly grasp our ways and embrace them, just like i embrace your picture at night before i go to bed.

And I yours baby, and I yours...

hey guys lets make this the biggest topic in forum history

with short...

pointless posts...

that will increase my post total...

very pointless posts.. i might add

in a short period of time(period)

okay

What

do

you

ill tell you what, this is about setting records

mean

?

HAHAH, this post truely is worthless. And i love it.

no

this

post

is

not

worthless

No one who takes part in this tomfoolery will have their post totals taken seriously. You guys should be ashamed of yourselves. Earn your high post total by making fun of Nigel or talking about Billy Madison or hot cheerleaders like the rest of us.

I concur. Seriously man....Fris get a life.

shutup orren your dumb.

So is the man who has 3 typos in a four-word sentence.

do

you

guys

all

have

man

crushes

on

kriegbaum

like

nigel?

doesn't

my

avatar

dominate?

thank you dingbat for realizing my errors

OH YEA... that's an extra, 12 posts, i believe, rackin' em up! and is LancerM's mom really hott?

hello kris, how are you?

whos this kris character that you speak of?

sorry fris, my mistake, but i must leave now, i shall return later...good day

you guys are frekin cheaters, and your post cout should be nullified

Dude, i can honestly say i earned about every darn post ive racked up. I dont think u can say the same. Stop being a punk and post legit stuff.

Bronco Wrestler, you're ruining my post. Please stop with your non-humerous and quite annoying posts.

I actually think it's only half yours Jhris. You have to give my mom some credit too.

more posts, were about two hundred shy of any kind of a record

Jhris i need your help on this one because no one listens to me. Im not as forum hardcore as i used to be. I just can't get any respect in this new age. This new breed of incoming forumers just don't have the same dry humor like a year ago. Oh, how i miss the past. O-town has lost its place in the forum rank. And all the respect has gone with it. HELP PLEASE!!!

Man, ABartels just can't get off the topic of my mom. Haven't you heard? We're talking about Jhris's mom now. At least Wally is.

This topic is no longer about who's moms what or his mom's that...it about RECORDS. RECORDS must be broken and some people use steriods to get their. And this post will be the largest post in the history of this forum. THINK ABOUT IT, MAN

Come on Forum Freedom Fighters, get some pride. This is about control. Take back what is yours, i mean don't you think that the FFF should at least own the record for the largest post ever. This record will be so massive that it could very well beat the system of control. Its kind of like the Matrix in a kind of discrete way. THINK ABOUT IT

Are you saying that you don't like Jhris's or my mother?

i have personally never saw either of your mothers but im certian that nigel has. Im sure he locks himself in his room, shuts the blinds, and lets that emagination of his run wild. who knows, he might even throw in a mental picture of wally, his soon to be best frind in the
MCL (MAN CRUSH LEIGUE)

What, what...okay...yeah!!!

LancerM, dont wory, even though ABartels doesnt dig hot moms, and i havent seen ither of your moms, i can appreciate the presence and or existence of a milf. HUBA HUBA

Nobody informed me that there was milfige involved.

i dont know if it was, but it was possible, and i made it happen, now its in the open, what does everyone think about that!!!
Take that you fiend

Oh Yhea, Im lovin' it!!!

Is that the McDonalds phrase...you poor Little Buster.

I dont post on here for like one day and I have no idea what is going on. I am depressed.

You and your one thousand one hundred and thirty three posts can just shove it buddy. YEH-YAH!!!

shove it where? im sure that wally, baker, and of course nigel can help you out with the advice you need for that one.

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Wally probably knows a lot of places. Ask him.

i bet wally does too, im sure he could tell you what tickles nigels fancy, and what trips bakers trigger, im sure he knows manny ways, and before you say anything wally, look deep into your heart and know. know that you really, deep down inside want nigels specialty made, fresh cut, cheezy, beefy, dirty ham sandwhich!

Buster, you're starting to kind of creep me out with all this talk about Nigel and Wally. Without them fighting back it almost looks like you just enjoy talking about them.

you know lancerm i think you might be right. I think that Nigel (William, Willy, Will), Baker, Wally, and Little buster are all together in a man crush orgy.

They dont like the word "orgy", the phrase "intercourse fun fest" is much more appreciated.

Aaron-
Such transgressions will not be tolerated by you olathe scum.

NO NO...YES Olathe is scum. Were the best of the best, be-ach.

http://www.dancingbush.com

"Best of the best?" More like "couldn't hack it in the Shawnee Mission area so we had to run to Olathe and build our own schools cause we suck."

Wwwwwhhhhhhaaaaatttttt? Yyyyyeeeeeaaaaahhhhhh!

More like we have to much money so we wasted it on some 30 elementary school, 10 junior highs and 4 high schools. The forth high which has a stupid masscot and isn't a bird of prey. Plus our school colors will always be way cooler. Orange and Blue

Ooooooooookay.

Actually I like mine better.

But super-ultra bonus points for saying Oooooooooookay. That was awesome.

A Poem for the JC:
-The O East orange and blue is strictly for foos.
-But could anything be worse being sky blue of the Lancer Crew?
-Blue valley kids wear gay designer jeans.
-Now doning the Raider gold and green will make you awfully keen.

Also, Shawnee is really tight, Olathe scum can go to he11 and fly a kite (god im on a roll today w/ this poetic stuff).
Thank you, thank you, no need to applause.

THIS IS THE WAYNE BRADY SHOW B#TCH!

That would be fine except it Columbia blue. And don't mess with the Lancers. We're really, really good at tennis. And golf. And swimming. That's why they call us a country-club school.

lancerM and fris, i don't mean to creep you out. im simply trying to get them to come out of their hiding spots, say something stupid so people such as you, Jris, Dingldork(dingleberry), prant, and rocknraider can bust up with some funny a** comments.

LancerM, sorry about the hue mix up. I had it narrowed down to either periwinkle blue, sky blue and the whimisical aquamarine.

Little Bust-a-noot-
Get an avatar. Dont be a scrub and wait 2 yrs like i did...

rocnraider, can you tell me how to get an avitar it would be much appriciated.